When Santas Attack by Aubrey Zich
Ho, ho, ho-oligans in Santa suits get drunk and destroy property in the name of stopping Christmas commercialism.

Placing the Subliminal Bug in the T.V. Viewer’s Ear by Aubrey Zich
Convenient plots created around the corporate sponsor’s need to sell, sell, sell.

Winning Bets the Wiki Way by Aubrey Zich
If it is on the internet it must be true!

No food? No clothing? Too Bad. by Aubrey Zich
People whose lives were devastated by the recent hurricanes are finding they are in for another blow: after spending the checks from FEMA o­n immediate necessities, they are denied further assistance. FEMA says the checks have o­ne purpose and o­ne purpose o­nly, housing.

Bank Robbery Order to go, Please by Aubrey Zich
When is a bank robbery not a bank robbery? When the robber tried to get money delivered by the branch manger.

Crusading for Christmas and other Holiday Timewasters by Aubrey Zich
It’s officially “Christmastime”. All other holidays have been cancelled.

Groping: Not just for Crowded Subway Trains by Aubrey Zich
Due to “inappropriate” touching of the statue of Victor Noir on his tomb in the Pere Lachaise cemetery, France, his grave is now behind fences.

When Squirrels Attack by Aubrey Zich
Stray dog ripped to shreds by hungry, agitated squirrels. And you thought they only ate nuts and small bugs!

Nail Clippers No Weapons by Aubrey Zich
Sharp objects once confiscated from carry-on bags no longer considered a threat to airline security

Christmas Spirit: By Force! by Aubrey Zich
Jerry Falwell and his band of merry lawyers threaten to sue anyone stopping “Christmas” activities.